Nurse: So Doc, you’re discharging that pink eye, right?PA: * interrupting* No, he’s going to admit him.. to the ICU. I SEE YOU.
This joke is sclerable.
Cranquis: “…so the urologist recommends that you ejaculate more frequently.”
Cranquis: “Actually, yes. And often.”
Patient *totally not acknowledging MY BEST COME-BACK EVER, HA HA*: “You mean, I need to, y’know…*vague hand gestures towards crotch while blushing* Man, I don’t even know what to call it!”
A good gem for making sure you can understand what some of your patients may think when you use medical terminology.
Remember, Patient Centred first :)
This is a great list. Let me add one:
European…… what yer doin’ if you ain’t a-poopin’.
Had to add a new disclaimer on the blog front page.
Apparently the made-up pun-name “Auriana” sounded too realistic, and now I’m getting messages from readers accusing me of HIPAA violation. :)
(I knew I should’ve named her Pinna. Or maybe Tragus?)