If you’re a 20-something female who is on The Pill (oral contraceptive) for birth control, you’re gonna miss a pill occasionally. And if you DO miss a few doses, you gotta “catch up,” right? And sure, there’s detailed instructions in every package of OCP’s (and online) on what to do if you forget to take The Pill on time — but why look at instructions? It’s just simple math! And you’re definitely simple!
So, let’s see. If: Miss 1 pill = Take 2 pills the next day…
Then, um: Missed 5 pills =… uh, carry the 4 and divide by the numerator… aw hell, just take 6 pills at once, right?

Only… wait a second… now that you took 6 pills at once, does that mean you DON’T need to take any more pills for the NEXT 6 days?
Oh who cares. Just take the pills whenever you want, right? Or don’t take them! Whatever!!! What’s the worst that could happen?

12 days of non-stop vaginal bleeding. That’s what.
(Aaaand now you’re all thinking about Wolverine having a period. You’re welcome.)
***Page 1: Your period has arrived, again. You look in your bathroom cupboard, and can’t find any tampons. And with cigarette prices going up, money is tight! What do you do?
If you…
Go to the store and buy some tampons, go to page 85.
Don’t want to spend your cigarette $ on tampons, but certainly you’ll come up with a better idea, march on to page 2.
Do you see where this story is headed? Read on if you dare! [Editor’s Warning: This story contains graphic depictions of real-life financial decisions made by patients with Medicaid insurance and nicotine addiction. Do not read further if you are easily offended by reality.]
If you are 3 months pregnant, and have been bleeding “like maybe I’m having a period even though I’m pregnant?” —
The correct thing to do is go see a doctor right away.
The tragically-sad very-wrong thing to do is to “just keep on using tampons for 4 days, but it won’t stop.”
(This 20-something woman had been pregnant once before, but had no idea that “heavy vaginal bleeding during pregnancy” is almost always BAD. Tough conversation.)
UNUSUAL SPOTTING
Hi, I’m a 19 year old female student. I’ve recently began a rigorous strength training and cardio workout (started 3 months ago) and about a week after my period, I would get some spotting that lasts 3-4 days. I’ve read online that this is common for women who begin new workout routines such as running, however I played soccer in high school, so I’m used to the rigorous workout. I was wondering if this is something common you see, and if not then what problem is this a sign or symptom of that I would need to see a OB/GYN for?
This could all just be “lifestyle-induced metrorrhagia” (Don’t you just LURVE doctor language? That just means “spotting/bleeding between regular periods, due to lifestyle factors such as exercise, stress, diet, etc.”). After all, even though you “played soccer in high school”, you may be working out more vigorously now, and/or your body’s hormonal shifts (and resultant effects on the uterine lining) may be more pronounced now, leading to the spotting. This is a common occurrence among high-school/college-aged women undertaking vigorous workout regimens.
As long as you’re not having pelvic pain, and your periods themselves are staying regular, and you’re only spotting and not “bleeding like a stuck pig” between periods — you could probably just observe this for a few more months without putting yourself at risk of anything serious. But if those symptoms showed up, or the spotting pattern doesn’t quit, then you should probably discuss it with an OB-GYN. (Oh, and see the OB-GYN sooner if you have a family history of bleeding problems, cancer, or uterine fibroids!)
And here’s my stupid-yet-important question of the day regarding your symptom: Are you sure the blood is coming from the vagina? Don’t forget there’s 2 other orifices that can mimic spotting in the underwear, and bleeding from the urethra or the rectum should be evaluated ASAP. (I doubt this is the situation for you — just being thorough!)
Laterz!
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FWIW, my cycle was irregular until I lived in an all-girls dorm my 1st year of college. Then it synced up with everyone else’s. More recently, after both my daughters went thru menarche, we all got in sync. (Not N’ Sync.) Girl power?
This is a known phenomenon (called the McClintock Effect, after the female psychologist who first did studies on it), and to be honest, I was very creeped out by that concept when I learned about it as a psychology student in college. (I also remember wondering if there was a way to cash in on this effect, by figuring out the “menstrual calendar” for the girls’ dorm and then setting up a menstrual-products vending machine that automatically raised the prices around the predicted Menstrual Boom dates! Oh, man, it could’ve been the Original RedBox!)
But I digress. Anyways, the scientific evidence for it is still mixed.
(+10 Cranquis Points for the N-Sync pun!)
Wowza — I’m gonna end up looking pret-ty dumb on this one, Jean Grey the Menstrual Empath, but I’ll give it my best shot (just because you said all those nice things about me, of course.)
So yes, a woman’s mental state can definitely affect the menstrual cycle. But I have to admit, I’ve usually heard of it showing up in the OPPOSITE manner: “My periods used to be regular, but then I got stressed about (school/work/relationships/9-11/Rihanna’s dysfunctional relationship with Chris Brown) and my period skipped for 2 months!” So, I suppose if your hormones are particularly sensitive to your emotional state, you may be stabilizing your own menstrual cycle purely from the happiness and bliss that you experience in a relationship!? (But that sure makes you sound emotionally-screwy, by implying that you are so dependent on others for your emotional stability that being out of a relationship makes your menstrual cycle blow a flat! *shudder*)
Or, on a more devious/conspiracy-theory track: Maybe your relationship partner(s) have been slipping The Pill into your breakfast…? Has your morning coffee tasted rather estrogen-y? :)
And really, that’s all I’ve got. You should discuss it further with your personal physician, in case there are other factors/symptoms that you and I might be overlooking. Good luck!
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What types of issues could irregular timing (while on the pill) indicate, Dr. Cranquis?
Oh geeze, I’m having physiology-class flashbacks. Disclaimer: Dr. Cranquis works in Urgent Care, and has not prescribed or managed birth-control medication for patients in over 4 years. Disclaimer addendum: Dr. Cranquis is just gonna throw this list together off the top of his head without trying to research it.
deathbysquirrels replied to your post: I’ve been on a birth control pill for a little over a year now and I was origionally placed on it to have my period regulated. its a 24 day on, 4 day off pill pack. Now, my period either waits to begin on the very last day or doesn’t come at all and isn’t much more than spotting. What’s the deal?
This happened to me for about 6-8 mo. and then my period came back. Girls really need to not try and worry about every missed period unless you think you may be pregnant. Irregular periods ARE normal for many of us.
Yes, except… if you’re on a medically-regimented hormonal cycle, irregular TIMING of periods shouldn’t occur. (But you could skip periods for many months, or have lighter ones than normal, on hormonal contraception).
Uhh… I’m not sure, Jenny on the Spot. First thing I’d recommend is for you to check a home pregnancy test (I know, I know, you took your pill — but it could still happen!). And then you should call your prescribing doctor and tell them about your symptoms, because it is not normal for your period to stop entirely when you are taking “monthly” cycles of hormonal contraceptives.
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EDIT: Reader “Alyssa” sent in a very-useful Disqus comment: I’ve been on Loestrine 24 for almost a year now, and it IS normal for your periods to be very short and/or disappear on that since there are more days of active therapy. Your doctor should have told you that.” So, that might explain things for you! (And it serves as a reminder to doctors: if you don’t tell your patient about normal effects of the medication, the patient will assume it’s an abnormal side effect.)
Tough to say, Cramp Counselor — but the recent change of pain, including mood swings and headaches, sure doesn’t sound right to me either!
It could be that you’ve just become over-sensitive to the hormones in the birth control — but what about endometriosis? If your body is growing additional areas of hormone-sensitive tissue, this could make your menstrual pain worse. A doctor could evaluate you for this with blood tests, a pelvic exam, and an ultrasound or CT scan of your pelvis/abdomen.
Or what about ovarian cysts? A pelvic exam and ultrasound would show this.
These diagnoses might not fit all of your symptoms, but I think you should ask your doctor about them and discuss what else to try for your problem. At the very least, you may need to try changing or discontinuing your hormonal birth control for a while. Perhaps using a hormonal birth control to completely skip 3-6 periods could help? Good luck!
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Well thanks for patiently waiting for the Ask Box to open, Need for Bleed. :)
Ok, I’ve written about stress/environmental-induced secondary amenorrhea before, but no one has written in asking how to get her period BACK before. If you are not having any negative symptoms during the past couple months (nausea and vomiting, sudden weight gain or loss, severe fatigue, abdominal or back pain, probably others that I’m too lazy to look up right now), then as I’ve mentioned, most doctors won’t even start looking into the REASON for your missing period (much less a SOLUTION) until 6 months have gone by. Why? Because statistically, the chances that something “serious” or “dangerous” is blocking your previously-normal periods doesn’t go up until after 6 months.
So I appreciate that you think it’s “abnormal” to be bleed-free for a 2-3 months, but would you say it’s “abnormal” for a pregnant woman to not bleed for 9 months? If you’re not pregnant, 3 months of amenorrhea does not mean that you are “less of a woman”. And while most of your stress (school exams) is over, there IS something stressing you out: your lack of a period. So stop stressing about it! Instead, make a mark on your calendar reminder in your smartphone calendar for 3 months from now: “HAVE I HAD A PERIOD YET? IF NOT, TIME TO SEE MY DOCTOR.” Meanwhile, go on about your drip-less life, as happy and carefree as those women in the tampon commercials — chances are good that your period will return on its own soon, and those chances will be even BETTER if you don’t worry about it for now.
Meanwhile, you’re doing all the right things to encourage your period to come back: eating well, exercising, minimizing your life stressors, and avoiding nicotine and alcohol and llamas (Haha — I apologize if you have no idea why I just mentioned llamas. Inside joke. Sorry.) That’s about all you CAN do for now. (And if you really want to “force” your body to have a period, there’s really no reliable option beside starting hormones — which your doctor certainly wouldn’t do yet, until after a workup… which he/she wouldn’t do until when? Exactly.) :)
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Hey, that’s cheating, Chewable Cheetah! I call shenanigans! :)
1) I don’t think second-hand smoke worsens acid reflux — the nicotine is what weakens your Lower Esophageal Sphincter, leading to acid backwash. If you have NO meds with you during a reflux flareup (not even Tums? Carry some Tums around with you, girl!), sit up straight, belch if possible, and drink a glass of water. (But you really should keep some Tums-type meds in your backpack/etc!)
2) Stress-related “skipped period” is very likely. As long as your period wasn’t supremely-heavy and didn’t last too much longer than normal, I wouldn’t go rushing in to your doc about that for now.
3) If you’re only going to be an hour away from your home city, you should be able to transfer your existing prescriptions to a pharmacy in your college town — just call your current pharmacy and ask them about that. For future refills, it’ll depend on what your doctor(s) prefer — I know a lot of doctors that just take care of their “childhood” patients long-distance when those patients go off to college, especially for chronic issues like contacts/acid meds/birth control. But if you plan to totally switch your medical care to a doctor near college, schedule an appointment with that new doc, then notify your current doctor that you’ll need enough refills to last until that appointment.
Ok, I forgive you for your inbox-stuffing violation — since your questions were easy to answer. Good luck at college!
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