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Dr. Cranquis' Mumbled Gripes

I'm an American physician who works in an Urgent Care clinic. I see lots of stupid or funny things that people do with-and-to their health. I cope by mumbling under my breath (and then posting about it on this pseudonymous blog). Thought you might be interested.

(Disclaimer: Questions related to medical topics will be answered to the best of Dr. Cranquis' (and Google's) knowledge, but the internet-delivered wisdom on this blog CAN NOT AND SHOULD NOT SUBSTITUTE for your Real-Life Doctor's personal attention + examination, and your own common sense too! If you think you're having a medical emergency, hang up and go email 911. The author of this blog takes no responsibility for any medical, relationship, scholastic, financial, or other decisions you may make based on information found in this blog.)

And since people seem to be a bit confused about this: any "real-sounding" patients names are just horrible puns, and not HIPAA violations.

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They phoned the hotel about an hour later to tell us it was over, and that the kidneys were in perfect shape. That was about four in the morning. They phoned again a little after six to say that the kidneys were already in two young somebodies.

What a world.

We’ve heard since that they used twelve things out of him, including corneas. And the redwinged blackbirds sing in the budding greengage plumtree.

With love,

Ken

P.S. When Jed’s wallet was finally sorted out of the debris and confusion of the wreck it was discovered that he had already provided for such a situation. He had signed the place on his driver’s license indicating that he wanted to be an organ donor in the event of etc., etc. One man gathers what another man spills.

Ken Kesey, author of One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest, in a letter to friends, reflecting on the donation of his brain-dead son’s organs.

Please, PLEASE - register your organs for donation after your death!

(Read the entire fascinating and sad letter at Letters of Note: What a world)

So I’m examining this Mexican kid who came in with a sore throat. His mom, who speaks English, brought along an uncle who just arrived from Mexico. This “Tio” is obviously grumpy and keeps muttering in Spanish about how hungry he is and how he wishes the doctor would hurry up so they can go eat. Not a big deal, so I ignore him and don’t let on that I speak Spanish, until…

Cranquis *auscultating the kid’s lungs*: Take a deep breath.

Uncle *in Spanish*: Oh for heaven’s sake, why is he listening to his lungs? The kid just has a sore throat!

Cranquis *in Spanish*: Because his mother mentioned that he was wheezing this morning.

Uncle:

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Cranquis *in Spanish*: And don’t worry, I’m hungry too — I’m going as fast as I can.

Great article by a mother of 2 disabled children. Here’s the handy summary from the end of the article.

Do

Say hello, smile
Be friendly
Treat disabled people like everyone else
Act naturally
Make eye contact
Be genuine
Ask appropriate questions
Teach your children how to ask appropriate questions
Include the disabled

Don’t

Point
Stare
Laugh
Ask what is “wrong”
Ignore
Avoid
Whisper
Label people with disabilities as “special”
Say you understand
Joke about the disability

  • Cranquis: So let me guess, Elmer -- after the horse kicked you in the leg, you got up and kept working for the rest of the day?
  • 70-something Farmer Fudd (with a broken ankle): Ah-yup.
  • Cranquis *admiring grin*: Sir, you are one tough cookie.
  • Mrs. Fudd: I'M TOUGHER THAN HE IS! THAT HORSE FELL ON ME ONCE, AND I STILL GOT UP THE NEXT DAY AND COOKED CHRISTMAS DINNER BY MYSELF!

wayfaringmd:

It was their third time coding today. Each time they were brought back weaker than before and a little more brain damaged. The family was watching the action through the ICU room window and refused to let us stop.

Y’all, let this be a public service announcement. Breaking your loved one’s ribs,…

Demanding pointless CPR: you may think it shows that you care about your loved one, but to us medical people, it just means you’re feeling guilty about something… and you want to make us feel the same way.

mynotes4usmle:

We’ve all been there. We’ve all wanted to just give up, we’ve all questioned ourselves…”why on earth did I choose Med School” (me as a 2nd year Med student) “why on earth did I choose USA to do my residency” (me, at the moment, sometimes…I really hope I pass)

Is in this particular moments, when you need to remember how all the effort you put every day on pursuing your dreams is going to be paid: with a big THANK YOU.

When I was doing my internship (in Peru, the internship is the last and 7th year of Med School, it lasts 365 days, and once you are done with it, you became an MD), I had a lot of patients, but the one I remember the most was an old lady with end stage renal disease. She decided that she didn’t want dyalisis, but that is bc she had no idea how that worked. She and her family thought that was an over the top really scary and complicated procedure, and they didn’t want her to suffer.

The thing is that she was, and a lot… 

An inspirational and enlightening story by mynotes4usmle — click-through to find out what happened.

These kinds of “family vs. doctor” discussions occur every day in healthcare. They don’t all end in the “best” outcome for the patients, but they all contain valuable lessons for the physician. And the occasions when the patient and/or family DOES show gratitude for the doctor’s patient perseverance — these are truly the Doctor’s Greatest Reward.

wifeofadocstar:

It’s been two days now since I basked in the glory. I still find myself floating above the ground. I can still feel the weight of the heavy gown and the velvet tam. I can feel the tickle of the tassel on my ear. My eyes fill with tears at the thought of my classmates – those who toiled alongside me – experiencing the same emotions. The reminders of our newfound responsibility echo in my ears, peppered with compliments from family and friends about the noble, giving, altruistic profession I’ve joined.

As young physicians we proudly take our place on the pedestal that society presents us. How could we not? We’ve worked hard for what we know and, with the help of others in our clinics and hospitals, we can actually save lives. We hear it so often, “I’m so glad there are folks like you who are willing to help others,” or “You are such a selfless person, you’ll be a wonderful doctor.”

The truth is, I am as selfish as they come.

Every time I pick up a book or a journal, every time I catch a baby, every time I hold a scalpel or a pair of Metzenbaum scissors, I steal time from those who love me – my wife, my parents, my siblings, my nieces and nephews, and my friends. I repeatedly send the message that I care more about a complete stranger than I care about my own flesh and blood.

And they’ve yet to make a sound. They just sit there, waiting patiently, until my next text message, email or phone call. They wait until my next vacation, then they tell me how proud they are of the work I do. They tell me how lucky my patients must be.

The truth is, I’m the lucky one. People entrust me with their deepest secrets, their doubts and fears, their health. They allow me to take care of their unborn children, and they allow me to meet their children even before they do. I have the pleasure of placing my stethoscope on my patients’ chests, closing my eyes, and being present with them – in awe of the beauty that is the human body. I experience the joy of hearing a patient say “thank you” even when all I did was listen. I receive far more than I give.

The selfless people in medicine are the people a patient never sees. They are the husbands and wives, the mothers and fathers, brothers and sisters. They are the nieces, nephews, cousins and friends. They give far more than I could even imagine, never complaining, only waiting, for the next text message, phone call or email. They selflessly wait for the next vacation.

And I just stand there, gowned and gloved, waiting for the next incredible experience.

Wow!

Reblogging primarily to remind myself to read this to Mrs. Cranquis tonight, followed by a big ol’ kiss of appreciation.

aspiringdoctors:


I am accustomed to always being busy. There is always somewhere to go, things that have to be done, people I’ve made plans with. I always set an alarm to wake me up. I have a system, a routine, a schedule. It works for me, I don’t mind it.

But, once in a blue moon, a day will roll around…

This essay makes a terrific point. Please, current/future doctors: don’t get so caught up in the routine of GO GO GO in your job/schooling, that you ignore the equally (more!) important things in life, such as your personal health, your family, your partner, your children, and your spiritual health. Life is so much more than studying and working.

Some of the saddest cases I’ve seen in my career are patients with sudden catastrophic illness or trauma for whom their families are expected to make health-care decisions — and the families don’t know what the unconscious/critically-ill patient would want. Families are torn apart, arguing over whether to continue all life-prolonging interventions, vs focusing on keeping the patient comfortable.

You may think you’re too young and healthy to need an Advance Directive, but massive trauma or overwhelming infection can happen to anyone. Do your family a favor and check out this website, which provides the simplest End of Life Wishes discussion guide I’ve ever seen, and includes links for creating an Advance Directive. Use it, and pass it on!

aspiringdoctors:

So the closer I get to starting med school (AUGUST 13th?? EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!) the more and more my friends are asking me health-type questions…

I am not sure how I feel about these developments. I have a sneaking suspicion eventually my family will catch on and I’ll be getting all kinds of interesting questions and requests. Current med students and/or MDs- how is it?

It only gets worse from here on out, my friend. Family will ask you for prescription refills or drug samples. Friends will ask you for second opinions on their doctor’s advice. People you barely know (from church, neighborhood, on the bus) will ask you to look at their rashes, feel their gimpy knees, and review crumpled papers full of lab results. People that you don’t WANT to know better (teachers, distant relatives) will reveal personal information to you — shocking, embarrassing, grotesque, “I CAN’T UN-HEAR THAT” information.

And if you’re not careful with your replies, your carefully-couched-in-disclaimers opinions will be grasped as Gospel Truth and waved in the faces of all those peoples’ doctors and family members. And heaven help you if your opinion turns out to actually be correct — that person will sidewalk-consult you on every medical issue from then on. :)

Good luck!

aspiringdoctors:

New York Times op-ed article.

“…As the aging baby boom generation places unprecedented demands on the health care system, there is little ordinary citizens can do — witness the tortuous arguments in the Supreme Court this week over the constitutionality of the Affordable Care Act — to influence either the cost or the quality of the treatment they receive. However, end-of-life planning is one of the few actions within the power of individuals who wish to help themselves and their society. Too few Americans are shouldering this responsibility.

Of course many people want more aggressive treatment than my mother. And advance directives aren’t “death panels”; they can also be used to ensure the deployment of every tool of modern medicine. They can be changed or withdrawn at any time by a mentally competent person.

But public opinion polls consistently show that most Americans, like my mother, worry about too much rather than too little medical intervention. In a Pew Research Center poll released in 2006, only 22 percent said a doctor should always try to save a patient’s life, while 70 percent believed that patients should sometimes be allowed to die. More than half said they would tell their doctor to end treatment if they were in great pain with no hope of improvement.

Yet only 69 percent had discussed end-of-life care with a spouse; just 17 percent, or 40 percent of those over 65, had done so with their children. One-third of Americans had a living will and even fewer have taken the more legally enforceable measure of appointing a health care proxy to act on their behalf if they cannot act for themselves.

The latter omission is especially disturbing because by 2030, more than 8.5 million Americans will be over 85 — an age at which roughly half will suffer from Alzheimer’s disease or some other form of irreversible dementia. For many members of the baby boom generation — more likely to be divorced and childless than their parents — there may be no legal next of kin.

Without advance directives, even a loving child may be ignorant of her parent’s wishes. My mother remained conscious and in charge of her care until just a few days before she died, but like most women over 85, she was a widow. My younger brother died of pancreatic cancer two weeks before she did. It was an immense comfort to me, at a terrible time, to have no doubts about what she wanted.

My mother drew up her directives in the 1980s, when she was a volunteer in the critical care lounge of her local hospital. She once watched, appalled, as an adult daughter threw a coffeepot at her brother for suggesting that their comatose mother’s respirator be turned off. Because the siblings could not agree and the patient had no living will, she was kept hooked up to machines for another two weeks at a cost (then) of nearly $80,000 to Medicare and $20,000 to her family — even though her doctors agreed there was no hope…”

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medicalstate:

Three years ago today, I personally had an experience with the final days of a man. I can still remember feeling watching this once proud and grown man grow weak and frail as his cancer progressed. I remember this man being healthy only months before lying in a bed, eyes closed and lips pursed, wrestling internally with the rebellious cells of his body and the toxic therapy coursing through his veins. I remember refusing to give into the truth that lay before me.

That this was my father.

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A powerful and personal experience with the dying-and-death of a family member, as told by one of the best med-school bloggers around.

First, I would like to give you a little background:

My grandfather was diagnosed with Chronic Obstructive Pulmonary Disease about 5 years ago. He is a very bad patient. His doctor told him that he can never recover from the disease. (My grandfather also suffers from selective hearing and thus did not hear the part about slowing the progress by taking medications.) He refuses to take medications (Advair, specifically), fearing that he’ll end up taking oxygen treatments. He will be 74 in March and up until the time he was diagnosed he stayed active working in his garden and keeping his farm up. Since that time he rarely works outside and spends most of his time watching the News. I have tried to get him to go for walks with me but he says that he can’t, that he “doesn’t have the wind”.  My question is this: do you know of any way I can convince (encourage) him to either take the Advair or to be more active? How do you typically deal with “bad patients”?  

Hey, congrats on winning this week’s Guess the Theme contest on the Facebook Fan Page! Here is your reply/reward, given the Fast Lane treatment (jumping to the front of the line of questions awaiting reply)…

It sounds like Grandpa has a few factors working against him right now:

  1. His “selective hearing” — I have seen many patients like this. It’s almost as if they’re incapable of actually listening to what’s being said by the doctor. Lucky for your grandpa, he has YOU: someone who is aware of the nuances that he has overlooked. He needs you to translate and re-emphasize the doctor’s instructions in ways that he may actually “hear”. (Such as, “Taking Advair doesn’t cause you to need oxygen later, Grandpa — it’s a way of delaying the need for oxygen as long as possible!”) (Oh, and — what if he has ACTUAL hearing problems? Has Grandpa had a hearing evaluation?)
  2. He’s not ready for change. As I’ve referred to in prior posts about “the stages of change”, change is a process. Sounds like Grandpa is aware that things need to change, but also feels hopeless about the outcome — so he’s decided to just play the “martyr” and not try. If you can stay on his “side” in the process, being encouraging without nagging, being educational without lecturing, he may eventually decide to try some of the options available to him. (And you yourself may need to go through a similar process of change, accepting that perhaps Grandpa isn’t ready to totally change, but that he DOES need your unconditional love if he is to have any hope to changing someday.)
  3. He’s depressed! Soon as he got the diagnosis, he quit doing things that he used to do before. He’s lost interest in pleasant hobbies. He’s assuming the worst. He’s not willing to try (relatively) simple interventions to maintain his current state of being. He over-magnifies his symptoms, claiming to be unable to go on walks when he used to be able to do that before. I think Grandpa might benefit from some therapy/treatment focused on his depression; can you help this discussion happen with his doctor or a counselor, perhaps?
  4. He’s deconditioned. 5 years of sitting and watching TV would make it hard for ANYONE to suddenly start going for walks again, even if you didn’t have COPD! So perhaps you could find ways to get Grandpa doing tiny bits of exercise first? Perhaps a pair of 2-pound hand-weights to use during commercials? A “seated bike pedaling” device to use from his recliner? And maybe he could use an exercise buddy/motivational coach for short work-outs in the home? Either you, or another family member, or a friend who also needs to exercise?

The approach to “bad” “non-compliant” “stubborn” patients always has to be individualized, because each one has their own reasons for their behavior. But common “obstructing” factors among elderly patients include those items above. I hope those ideas give you some more ideas of your own! 

***Pending Cranquis-Mails: 7; Inbox: Closed***

zoradomain submitted (2 months ago! Oops, sorry for the late reply!):

So, i’ve had a rought time trying to submit to your ask box. This is something I have wanted to know about for a while, however, now i realize it as not much of a question as it once was.

I guess I’ll kind of introduce myself, Im julie and I’m only eighteen but my mom was diagnosed with breast cancer this past February. She went through one surgery, but they discovered more cancerous cells within the tissue and she went through five months of chemo. Over the summer was when I really wanted to ask you, or ANYONE what I could really do to make sure nothing happened so that I didn’t get her sick. I figured it out on my own, however she got poison ivy which she has NEVER been allergic to. Granted, the chemo took away that leisure and the ivy spread all over her body, including her dear bald head. She was given steroids which finally took it out (regular cream would not do the trick) and her last surgery was on my first day of school. Everything went very well, and now she is healing/recovering.

I know my mom and I only dealt with cancer for eight months. It was very hard to see her being beaten down by her medicine, the chemo and everything, but we both worked hard to be strong through everything. She always told me that there are so many people out there who have to deal with cancer for so much longer, going through things like she did, and sometimes even worse. Now she is participating in neuroscience programs that study the after effects of chemo, and I aspire to become a nueroscientist so this all interests me very well. But I was wondering, for anyone else out there, for any of your followers out there who deal/have dealt with cancer, if you could supply us with some of your comments on this or some websites that may relate? I think many people are at a loss as to how to truly live with someone with cancer, as well as the patient themselves. I tried searching your blog for cancer posts but did not see any (even though i doubt you’ve skipped the topic) so this may be a nice start.

I apologize for the novel, but I greatly appreciate your time and hope to figure out any new information in the near future! 

Zoradomain — I am so sorry I haven’t replied to this question earlier! Somehow it got lost in the shuffle of my ever-over-flowing inbox. (I vaguely recall sending you a quick private reply right after you wrote this? I hope?) Anyways, here’s my novel of a reply…

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chroniccurve:

I love my mother, so much. Though it took her a while to come to terms with my limitations and accept things for what they are, she has since been an incredible part of my support system. As much as I appreciate her presence, there is one place I don’t want the company: in the doctor’s office.

How many of you find it more difficult to have a third person in the exam room?

How many of you find it more difficult to talk about some of the truly disgusting and ugly parts of your chronic illness with another person there? And what about when you are meeting a physician for the first time and have to reiterate your entire history?

So is three a crowd? Is there a way to avoid the crowd?

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An excellent post about a tough topic. Since chroniccurve asks for my comments within this post, here they are:

  1. A general rule I’ve noticed: The more conscious people in the exam room, the harder it is to get my job done in a timely fashion. Simply, there’s just more time spent in talking (between me and patient, me and family, patient and family), which is not a major goal in an Urgent Care setting.
  2. In a specialist setting, I can see how having extra viewpoints COULD be helpful — if they aren’t grossly antagonistic/contrary to the patient’s history/goals. Otherwise, see point #1.
  3. From a medico-legal/HIPAA viewpoint, having family/friends in the exam room of an adult patient makes things trickier for the doc. I’ve actually heard of cases where the PATIENT starts asking questions about a “sensitive” personal topic in front of their family or friends in the exam room, and then when the doctor replies with potentially-embarrassing answers, the patient gets mad and files a HIPAA-violation complaint against the doctor! (Technically, HIPAA states that “when a patient initiates a medical conversation with the doctor in front of others, the patient gives implied consent to share HIPAA-protected info on that topic in front of those other people — but a doc should still try to get the patient to give verbal consent in those situations.” ARGGH, more time-consuming legal landmines for the doctor to hassle with!)
  4. I’ll admit, the more that a patient and a family/friend argue about a particular fact/symptom/whatever in front of me, the LESS I will pay attention to what they are saying on that subject, choosing to focus instead on physical/lab/radiology findings which don’t yell and argue so much.
  5. Adult (and in some states/countries, “mature teenaged”) patients have the right to see their doctor alone, without anyone else present. In my Urgent Care, our nurses try to help patients assert this right by asking them during their check-in process, “The doctor will be examining you and discussing personal info today; do you want this other person in the exam room while that happens?” — quite a few patients say “No” and appear grateful to have a “polite” way of kicking their parents/spouses/whomever out of the room.