Clinic Secretary: Doctor, would you like to donate to the Breast Cancer Research fund today?
Cranquis *digging out wallet*: Sure.
Clinic Secretary *filling out form*: And what’s your badge number?
Cranquis: Four thr— no, wait. It’s 5318008.
Clinic Secretary: Um, really? That’s too long for a badge number.
Cranquis: Hmm, you’re right. Let me confirm that. Do you have a calculator?