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Dr. Cranquis' Mumbled Gripes

I'm an American physician who works in an Urgent Care clinic. I see lots of stupid or funny things that people do with-and-to their health. I cope by mumbling under my breath (and then posting about it on this pseudonymous blog). Thought you might be interested.

(Disclaimer: Questions related to medical topics will be answered to the best of Dr. Cranquis' (and Google's) knowledge, but the internet-delivered wisdom on this blog CAN NOT AND SHOULD NOT SUBSTITUTE for your Real-Life Doctor's personal attention + examination, and your own common sense too! If you think you're having a medical emergency, hang up and go email 911. The author of this blog takes no responsibility for any medical, relationship, scholastic, financial, or other decisions you may make based on information found in this blog.)

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“74% greater risk of melanoma among tanning-bed users”… Wow!

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    HEY EUGENE YOU CAN GET A LIGHT THERAPY LAMP
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    Winter is coming in the US — a time when many turn to tanning beds to “get their sunlight”. Just thought I’d remind you...
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    Exactly. So get the fuck out...the tanning bed and go enjoy yourself outside with some...
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    Agreed with Kimber, ‘nuff said.
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    They don’t emphasize how much she tanned, which is a big part of why people get melanoma. They overdo it. She was...
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  15. futuredoctor2012 said: Welp…there goes my tanning bed membership!
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    Thought some people I know could use this info.
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    My answer to the, “omg why don’t you tan? It would hide your freckles!” comments I occasionally incur. Well, that...
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