Nurse Kathy: Hey Dr. Cranquis, how do you spell “herpes”? “H-E-R-P-I-E-S”?
Cranquis: No, it’s “H-E-R-P-E-S”. If it had an “I” in it, it would look too much like Herbie the Love Bug, which would just be weird.
Nurse: Oh ok.
Cranquis *musing*: Although, TECHNICALLY, Herpes is a love bug too…