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Dr. Cranquis' Mumbled Gripes

I'm an American physician who works in an Urgent Care clinic. I see lots of stupid or funny things that people do with-and-to their health. I cope by mumbling under my breath (and then posting about it on this pseudonymous blog). Thought you might be interested.

(Disclaimer: Questions related to medical topics will be answered to the best of Dr. Cranquis' (and Google's) knowledge, but the internet-delivered wisdom on this blog CAN NOT AND SHOULD NOT SUBSTITUTE for your Real-Life Doctor's personal attention + examination, and your own common sense too! If you think you're having a medical emergency, hang up and go email 911. The author of this blog takes no responsibility for any medical, relationship, scholastic, financial, or other decisions you may make based on information found in this blog.)

And since people seem to be a bit confused about this: any "real-sounding" patients names are just horrible puns, and not HIPAA violations.

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ermedicine:

wayfaringmd:

 cranquis replied to your post: wordsthatididntsay replied to your post:…

There ya go — you’re a TOAD now. :)

I need to go medical school STAT just so I can use that picture

Well I don’t see why this (obviously cool and super-elite) group couldn’t be called the TOADS: “Tumblr Organization of Anonymous Doctors (and also medical) Students”?  Just need a better picture for the concept. *crappy photoshop powers ACTIVATE*

If that category applies to your Tumblr, congratulations: You’re a TOAD. :) Heck, it could even apply to pre-med blogs — I’m not picky.

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  2. ladadidah reblogged this from cranquis and added:
    I’m a TOAD, I’m a TOAD :)
  3. zahmbe reblogged this from cranquis and added:
    I… I’m gonna...Toad in two years…..
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    I AM ALL FOR SECRET MILSHAKES
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    I belong here to! Nice to meet you all!! :)
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  9. clewilan reblogged this from cranquis and added:
    meanwhile on the medical side of Tumblr
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    Please let the TOADS have Assassin’s Creed style rooftop running to cure the sick and ailing, and secret handshakes, and...
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    AAAAAHHHH??!?!??!?
  18. feyxnoir reblogged this from cranquis and added:
    think I’m going...make an all medical related blog just become
  19. futureofmedicine reblogged this from ermedicine and added:
    Pre Meds too?! #TOAD for life. if not pre meds, #futureTOAD for life:)
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