Dr. Cranquis' Mumbled Gripes
I'm an American physician who works in an Urgent Care clinic. I see lots of stupid or funny things that people do with-and-to their health. I cope by mumbling under my breath (and then posting about it on this pseudonymous blog). Thought you might be interested.
(Disclaimer: Questions related to medical topics will be answered to the best of Dr. Cranquis' (and Google's) knowledge, but the internet-delivered wisdom on this blog CAN NOT AND SHOULD NOT SUBSTITUTE for your Real-Life Doctor's personal attention + examination, and your own common sense too! If you think you're having a medical emergency, hang up and go email 911. The author of this blog takes no responsibility for any medical, relationship, scholastic, financial, or other decisions you may make based on information found in this blog.)
(Disclaimer: Questions related to medical topics will be answered to the best of Dr. Cranquis' (and Google's) knowledge, but the internet-delivered wisdom on this blog CAN NOT AND SHOULD NOT SUBSTITUTE for your Real-Life Doctor's personal attention + examination, and your own common sense too! If you think you're having a medical emergency, hang up and go email 911. The author of this blog takes no responsibility for any medical, relationship, scholastic, financial, or other decisions you may make based on information found in this blog.)
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This is me, sneaking into my office between patients to eat Girl Scout cookies without having to share them with my staff.
“Huh? Whazzat, Nurse? No, I’m not busy in here. *wiping crumbs from face* Cookies? What cookies? YOU CAN’T HAVE ANY OF MY PRECIOUS COOKIES!!!”
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finally a doctor!
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kiercolby said:
Tonight I got greeted by the PA’s in minor care with “welcome to minor care, we have girl scout cookies”… I never ever want to go back to the main ER again!!!
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docbear said:
I have an easier solution. My nurses know that I am a toxicologist as well. I tell them 1 is lethally poisoned and 3 make you wish you were dead. I know which ones they are…do you? I randomly eat all but those 4. I then eat those 4 in my car
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wayfaringmd said:
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mysoulcanbreathe said:
I never envisioned you having such a barren head…more of a McDreamy hairdo.
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baffledinbrooklyn said:
Samoas forever!
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adventuresofzee said:
Hilarious….
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jennydoesstuff said:
too funny.
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cifer said:
Those cookies are expensive but delicious. Feel free to hoard as long as you don’t touch my stash.
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