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Dr. Cranquis' Mumbled Gripes

I'm an American physician who works in an Urgent Care clinic. I see lots of stupid or funny things that people do with-and-to their health. I cope by mumbling under my breath (and then posting about it on this pseudonymous blog). Thought you might be interested.

(Disclaimer: Questions related to medical topics will be answered to the best of Dr. Cranquis' (and Google's) knowledge, but the internet-delivered wisdom on this blog CAN NOT AND SHOULD NOT SUBSTITUTE for your Real-Life Doctor's personal attention + examination, and your own common sense too! If you think you're having a medical emergency, hang up and go email 911. The author of this blog takes no responsibility for any medical, relationship, scholastic, financial, or other decisions you may make based on information found in this blog.)

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madladyrandom submitted:

Today I was pondering the wide variety of unpleasant sensations I’m experiencing in my right arm due to shingles.  Not too surprising, since the reactivated varicella-zoster virus is actually messing around in my neurons.  Then it struck me—having shingles really gets on my nerves!  Ha!

For some reason, thinking up a terrible medical pun reminded me of you.

“A terrible pun reminded me of you”… Write that down, Mrs. Cranquis, it would look awesome on my tombstone. :S

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  3. navicular said: I really appreciate that pun seeing as I had shingles when I was younger. I think I may have to write that one down. lol
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