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Dr. Cranquis' Mumbled Gripes

I'm an American physician who works in an Urgent Care clinic. I see lots of stupid or funny things that people do with-and-to their health. I cope by mumbling under my breath (and then posting about it on this pseudonymous blog). Thought you might be interested.

(Disclaimer: Questions related to medical topics will be answered to the best of Dr. Cranquis' (and Google's) knowledge, but the internet-delivered wisdom on this blog CAN NOT AND SHOULD NOT SUBSTITUTE for your Real-Life Doctor's personal attention + examination, and your own common sense too! If you think you're having a medical emergency, hang up and go email 911. The author of this blog takes no responsibility for any medical, relationship, scholastic, financial, or other decisions you may make based on information found in this blog.)

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Medically-Correct Nursery Rhymes: Ring Around the Rosie

“Ring around the Rosie,

Pockets full of Posies,

Ashes, Ashes, we all fall down!”

WELL…

(Could refer to Black Death,

Prob’ly not about that,

I says, I says, let’s all calm down!)

SO INSTEAD…

“Ringworm on your toesies,

Pimples on your nosesies,

Rashes, Rashes, they’re all around!”

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  7. doctom666 said: Ring around the Rosie…describes the lesions Pockets full of Posies…to cover up the smell of death Ashes, Ashes…refers to burning the dead we all fall down!…we all die
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