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Dr. Cranquis' Mumbled Gripes

I'm an American physician who works in an Urgent Care clinic. I see lots of stupid or funny things that people do with-and-to their health. I cope by mumbling under my breath (and then posting about it on this pseudonymous blog). Thought you might be interested.

(Disclaimer: Questions related to medical topics will be answered to the best of Dr. Cranquis' (and Google's) knowledge, but the internet-delivered wisdom on this blog CAN NOT AND SHOULD NOT SUBSTITUTE for your Real-Life Doctor's personal attention + examination, and your own common sense too! If you think you're having a medical emergency, hang up and go email 911. The author of this blog takes no responsibility for any medical, relationship, scholastic, financial, or other decisions you may make based on information found in this blog.)

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I scored 23 out of 30. How did YOU do?

  1. icynature answered: 16 out of 30 :(
  2. in-wonderrland answered: 20/30.. not bad for a first year nursing student :)
  3. hombresincero answered: 25/30!
  4. bkamed reblogged this from cranquis
  5. notsosecretqueer answered: 17 correct, including 4 I know about about because I have problems with them.
  6. dodek answered: 19..
  7. mouseinscrubs answered: Got 23/30 right - not bad for a non-English native speaker. :D
  8. medhatter answered: 21!
  9. medhatter reblogged this from adenosinetriesphosphate
  10. quienfuerahipsipila answered: I got a 28 but… i’m not an english speaker.
  11. radicycler answered: I got 27 of 30 wiht 5.46 left
  12. annakolb answered: yes
  13. adenosinetriesphosphate reblogged this from cranquis
  14. perfectpersoninprogress answered: 24/30!! WOOOOOO!!! I’m not going to lie, there was a lot of guessing.
  15. electrickitten answered: 16 out of 30 but i only knew 4 and the one of them was the Buffy reference. (3 eponyms)
  16. hashbrownsugar reblogged this from cranquis
  17. buni-bun-bun answered: 21 LOL
  18. breynoso said: 19/30. Not too bad.
  19. breynoso answered: 16+
  20. whirling-dervish reblogged this from cranquis
  21. whirling-dervish answered: i got 19 out of 30 right. I’m a nurse, I should have did better. Oh well.
  22. allenchester answered: You got 22 out of 30 answers correct
  23. moment-music answered: 20 out of 30, not nearly as good as I had hoped!
  24. professionalbotherer answered: 27 woo hoo! @inhellsdespair it connects the third and fourth ventricle in the brain
  25. stuckwithinadream answered: 17! lol
  26. xoxosweetheart answered: 24/30 suckaaaaa!! :p
  27. stuft answered: 18/30 that was fun
  28. anandamideisastateofbliss reblogged this from cranquis
  29. theflightrisk answered: 22.
  30. theflightrisk reblogged this from cranquis
  31. ohluxury answered: 25/30 :D
  32. sildonneto answered: married* me please hoo fuck
  33. naturalnightnurse reblogged this from cranquis
  34. seemorebanannafish answered: 21/30!
  35. thenaughtydisc answered: You got 21 out of 30 answers correct
  36. captain-nitrogen said: 20/30 :D
  37. wayfaringmd answered: I got 22!
  38. naturalnightnurse answered: 20/30 but some of em i was like “derr, i knew that!” after i answered it wrong…
  39. parkerlewiscanlose answered: 17 of 30 - not bad for a layperson, I suppose!
  40. wickedconfidence answered: i got 20/30… not bad for someone who hasn’t been in nursing school for almost 20 yrs.
  41. oxymoronish answered: 22 :p
  42. ahpediatrics answered: I got 23!
  43. withwhatwehave answered: 21! I’m impressed with my AP Bio memory considering I’ve only been a pre-med for a semester and a few weeks.