Dr. Cranquis' Mumbled Gripes

I'm an American physician who works in an Urgent Care clinic. I see lots of stupid or funny things that people do with-and-to their health. I cope by mumbling under my breath (and then posting about it on this pseudonymous blog). Thought you might be interested.

(Disclaimer: Questions related to medical topics will be answered to the best of Dr. Cranquis' (and Google's) knowledge, but the internet-delivered wisdom on this blog CAN NOT AND SHOULD NOT SUBSTITUTE for your Real-Life Doctor's personal attention + examination, and your own common sense too! If you think you're having a medical emergency, hang up and go email 911. The author of this blog takes no responsibility for any medical, relationship, scholastic, financial, or other decisions you may make based on information found in this blog.)

Blogs I Follow

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The Name's Cranquis (Feat. Dr. Cranquis)

The Really Good Pot Roast,

Dr. Cranquis Mumbles

10000 Followers... it feels so long ago!

So it’s been a long time coming, but here it is: The 10,000 Follower Spectacular, a musical number starring The Really Good Pot Roast, and featuring Dr. Cranquis on (hopefully less-creepy and more-understandable yet still-disguised) vocals. This is my gift to all my Cranquistadors (or Cranquistadores, in Latin countries), to say thank you for reading, enjoying, and sharing my blog!

(We started working on this around the 9,000-follower mark; I’m just gonna go ahead and ignore the fact that this project/celebration is overdue by ~2,500 followers, due solely to my tardy lyric-writing/recording!)

And allow me to blatantly plug the RGPR’s latest album, You Have Died of Dysentery — do take a listen to their musical stylings, and consider buying it (for free, or higher monetary values, your choice) on their Bandcamp site, won’t you?