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Dr. Cranquis' Mumbled Gripes

I'm an American physician who works in an Urgent Care clinic. I see lots of stupid or funny things that people do with-and-to their health. I cope by mumbling under my breath (and then posting about it on this pseudonymous blog). Thought you might be interested.

(Disclaimer: Questions related to medical topics will be answered to the best of Dr. Cranquis' (and Google's) knowledge, but the internet-delivered wisdom on this blog CAN NOT AND SHOULD NOT SUBSTITUTE for your Real-Life Doctor's personal attention + examination, and your own common sense too! If you think you're having a medical emergency, hang up and go email 911. The author of this blog takes no responsibility for any medical, relationship, scholastic, financial, or other decisions you may make based on information found in this blog.)

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New Diet Plan

Patient: Ooh, have I lost any weight since last time? I’m on a new diet!

Me: Really, what have you been eating?

Patient: Bacon.

Me: *holding in laugh* Well, let me check your weight…. No ma’am, actually, you’ve gained 3 pounds.

At that point I just wanted to say,

*guffaw!*

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Hahaha babe!! Idk why but this reminded me of you! Speaking of Bacon.. jack in the box now has a Bacon shake…. Barf.
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