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Dr. Cranquis' Mumbled Gripes

I'm an American physician who works in an Urgent Care clinic. I see lots of stupid or funny things that people do with-and-to their health. I cope by mumbling under my breath (and then posting about it on this pseudonymous blog). Thought you might be interested.

(Disclaimer: Questions related to medical topics will be answered to the best of Dr. Cranquis' (and Google's) knowledge, but the internet-delivered wisdom on this blog CAN NOT AND SHOULD NOT SUBSTITUTE for your Real-Life Doctor's personal attention + examination, and your own common sense too! If you think you're having a medical emergency, hang up and go email 911. The author of this blog takes no responsibility for any medical, relationship, scholastic, financial, or other decisions you may make based on information found in this blog.)

Blogs I Follow

Jack be nimble,

Jack be quick,

Jack jump over the candlestick.

Jack have impulse-control disorder with pyromanic features,

Jack hyperactive and not consider consequences,

Jack get a combination of 2nd and 3rd degree burns when his baggy knickerbockers burst into flames, and spend 6 weeks in tertiary-level burn ward.

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  16. ruminationmarination said: When I was little I thought my ER doctor dad could fix any ailment. Whenever I would hear Humpty Dumpty I would add at the end of the poem “But Doctor Daddy can fix him!”
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