Dr. Cranquis' Mumbled Gripes
I'm an American physician who works in an Urgent Care clinic. I see lots of stupid or funny things that people do with-and-to their health. I cope by mumbling under my breath (and then posting about it on this pseudonymous blog). Thought you might be interested.
(Disclaimer: Questions related to medical topics will be answered to the best of Dr. Cranquis' (and Google's) knowledge, but the internet-delivered wisdom on this blog CAN NOT AND SHOULD NOT SUBSTITUTE for your Real-Life Doctor's personal attention + examination, and your own common sense too! If you think you're having a medical emergency, hang up and go email 911. The author of this blog takes no responsibility for any medical, relationship, scholastic, financial, or other decisions you may make based on information found in this blog.)
(Disclaimer: Questions related to medical topics will be answered to the best of Dr. Cranquis' (and Google's) knowledge, but the internet-delivered wisdom on this blog CAN NOT AND SHOULD NOT SUBSTITUTE for your Real-Life Doctor's personal attention + examination, and your own common sense too! If you think you're having a medical emergency, hang up and go email 911. The author of this blog takes no responsibility for any medical, relationship, scholastic, financial, or other decisions you may make based on information found in this blog.)
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If you bring in your needle-phobic 16-year-old son to the Urgent Care for “stomach aches for 4 months”, and then proceed to say the following phrases:
- “I don’t care if you think it’s heartburn, doctor, I demand that you do blood tests on him today.”
- “Son, all I know is that getting blood drawn hurts like a bitch.”
- “Hey nurse, are you a newbie at drawing blood? Cuz my son’s freaking out.”
- “Wow, son, it’s a good thing you have your eyes closed, because she is taking a LOT of blood out of your arm.”
…then you are a JERK of a dad, and do not deserve any presents for Father’s Day. >:E
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Wow. No wonder this poor kid’s stomach hurts.
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stuft said:
that is sad. no wonder there are so many screwed up people, with parents like this.
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dream3ater said:
Ha my mom does that to me.
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can’t stand parents
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198296720 said:
Hopefully, he shares joint custody with his ex-wife or something, so this poor kid will get a break from his asshole father periodically…
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missguided said:
Seems like the kid got the phobia somewhere, I’m guessing maybe pops. Ugh, what a jerk. When our patient’s husbands come in for their screening labs, most of them request to lay down.
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