Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet,
Eating high-fat-content dairy products.
Along came a spider and sat down beside her,
And frightened Miss Muffet away.
However, her poor dietary choices had made her large and cumbersome,
So she was too slow to escape getting bit upon one meaty thigh by the spider,
Which turned out, unfortunately, to be a Brown Recluse.
This resulted in a rapidly-enlarging necrotic area at the bite wound, which required repeated surgical debridement and eventual skin grafting.