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Dr. Cranquis' Mumbled Gripes

I'm an American physician who works in an Urgent Care clinic. I see lots of stupid or funny things that people do with-and-to their health. I cope by mumbling under my breath (and then posting about it on this pseudonymous blog). Thought you might be interested.

(Disclaimer: Questions related to medical topics will be answered to the best of Dr. Cranquis' (and Google's) knowledge, but the internet-delivered wisdom on this blog CAN NOT AND SHOULD NOT SUBSTITUTE for your Real-Life Doctor's personal attention + examination, and your own common sense too! If you think you're having a medical emergency, hang up and go email 911. The author of this blog takes no responsibility for any medical, relationship, scholastic, financial, or other decisions you may make based on information found in this blog.)

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Medically-Correct Nursery Rhymes: Little Miss Muffet

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet,

Eating high-fat-content dairy products.

Along came a spider and sat down beside her,

And frightened Miss Muffet away.

However, her poor dietary choices had made her large and cumbersome,

So she was too slow to escape getting bit upon one meaty thigh by the spider,

Which turned out, unfortunately, to be a Brown Recluse.

This resulted in a rapidly-enlarging necrotic area at the bite wound, which required repeated surgical debridement and eventual skin grafting.

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