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Dr. Cranquis' Mumbled Gripes

I'm an American physician who works in an Urgent Care clinic. I see lots of stupid or funny things that people do with-and-to their health. I cope by mumbling under my breath (and then posting about it on this pseudonymous blog). Thought you might be interested.

(Disclaimer: Questions related to medical topics will be answered to the best of Dr. Cranquis' (and Google's) knowledge, but the internet-delivered wisdom on this blog CAN NOT AND SHOULD NOT SUBSTITUTE for your Real-Life Doctor's personal attention + examination, and your own common sense too! If you think you're having a medical emergency, hang up and go email 911. The author of this blog takes no responsibility for any medical, relationship, scholastic, financial, or other decisions you may make based on information found in this blog.)

Blogs I Follow
  • Dr. Trix: So what brings you in today?
  • Kid: I have a new bump on my knee and knee pain.
  • Dr. Trix: Have you had any injuries to your knee?
  • Kid and Mom: No.
  • Dr. Trix: So what was going on the first time you started having knee pain?
  • Kid: I fell on my knee in football practice.
  • Dr. Trix: Hey, do you hear that?
  • Kid: What?
  • Dr. Trix: The sound of crickets chirping...
  1. doctom666 said: TSK… TSK… TSK!!!! the truth is stranger than fiction… you can’t make this stuff up!!
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